撩妹也要装B!全新的英文版本撩妹语录,让你把

亲爱的姑娘你还好吗偶然间看见你在哭泣在人山人海中特立独行但是我却茫然失措不知道该干些什么百度知乎我艘了好久求助那些情感专家等到我情商充满回过神来却发现你大约已经回了家我想大约是你哭累了吧我想大约是你想通了吧我想大约是你男朋友来了吧可是我还是有点担心你担心你的理智会被泪水淹没于是我在人群中寻思了好久我被密密麻麻的人群推搡着却唯独不见你的身影我想告诉你的是:女孩子哭哭啼啼可以但是请记住一点那就是千万不要像林小姐一样让眼泪在你心里安家I Wanna Kiss this Girl我想用手指帮你拭去眼泪那样你就不会如此狼狈还可以在我眼睛里撒娇I Wanna Kiss this Girl我想用怀抱来给你安慰那样你就算是哭着累了还可以在我肩膀上安睡I Wanna Kiss this Girl我想用嘴唇给诉你爱的滋味那样你就算是有了委屈受伤了还可以在我心脏里寻找解药I Wanna hand a GirlI Wanna hug a GirlI Wanna load this GirlI Wanna sleep a GirlI Wanna wake a GirlI Wanna protect this GirlI WannaKissA Girl

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中文版本的撩妹语录大家都看多了,

但是想要装B一下的话,英文撩妹法就很实用了!

为大家整理了一些,统统拿去用不要客气~

I'm heartless, because you took my heart away.

I'm diabetic, because you are too sweet to deal with.

Who are you?

I am YOURS.

May I sit at your right hand side?

Why?

cause I want to be your Mr.Right

I love 3 things in life , Sun, Moon and You.

Sun for morning , Moon for night and You forever

You are made from McDonald? Cause I'm lovin it.

You look like one of my relatives.

Who?

My mother's daughter-in-law.

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium?

Because you are CuTe.

Do you know what's the best thing about the keyboards?

On the keyboard, U and I are always together.

If beauty is a number , you will be infinite.

I'm not a photographer. But I can picture us together.

Your lips looks lonely would they want to meet mine ?

I can't spell the word beauty without "u"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I will put I and U together.

I will have breathing difficulties for every time I see you.

Cause you’re breathtaking.

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